How did I end up in Cobra Starship? I joined eharmony, posted a couple tit pics and here I am.

Patrick is my liddle smushy bear and we are engaged (in battle)
harper andrew stump is our little princess.

AIM: victoriacobra
i’m too sexy

i’m too sexy

(Source: fuckyeahbandchicks)

I wanna see some Peterick go on.

indecisivesierra said: Can we please? I'm in such need of lesbian sex.

Yes

indecisivesierra said: you make me jizz everywhere.

Thank GOD. I was hoping you’d say that. Let’s be lesbians together.

Go away gabe

Go away gabe

I wonder if this’ll seduce Patrick.

I wonder if this’ll seduce Patrick.

itspsteezyinthisbeezy:

It’s really hard to not have Harper in the bed with us, because I never want her to leave my sight, but it’s safer when she isn’t because she’s so little. But we have this great co-sleeper bassinet so she’s always within arm’s reach. Of course she sleeps on Victoria’s side. She needs VIP access to boobies. 

itspsteezyinthisbeezy:

It’s really hard to not have Harper in the bed with us, because I never want her to leave my sight, but it’s safer when she isn’t because she’s so little. But we have this great co-sleeper bassinet so she’s always within arm’s reach. Of course she sleeps on Victoria’s side. She needs VIP access to boobies. 

itspsteezyinthisbeezy said: let me squeeze your boobs

This being one of them

I wish I could show you all the messages Patrick sends me. Then you’d all blame me for corrupting him. 

“Mommy, don’t take pictures of my hand.”

“Mommy, don’t take pictures of my hand.”

themed by coryjohnny for tumblr